Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Saturday, 17 October 2009

Well...

I am very tired. It is 3:17 am in England and I am very very tired. 

I know you're thinking is there any point to this post. And I'm thinking no. Not really. But I'm going to do it anyway. Just for the heck of it. I read a quote today which says 'We are born wet, naked and hungry. Things get worse.' It made me laugh. 

Obviously now you all think I'm a horrible person but I'm not. Not really. It just struck me as funny. And it's not funny at all. Blah. This is a boring post. I'm tired. 

Right anyways....

I thought I'd use this time to recommend movies because....I have no idea why...but I did. 

Zombieland. 
It's only just come out but it is one of THE BEST films I have ever seen. I was so cracked up. It's just like funny as...ummm....something really funny.

Then there's umm....well okay so I actually haven't seen many films lately. But if I had I would totally recommend some. Anyway...

 TRAILER 

So watch the trailer and tell me what you think because it is one funny movie and I recommend it to everyone. 

Anyway...it's 3:26 am so I'm going to bed like a normal person. 

Goodbye..

Well would you look at that. It just hit 3:27. 


Goodbye people. 


Oooh wait....just thought about something...


This trailer looks emmmense. 


The Stepfather


TRAILER


Haven't seen it yet but it looks good eh?


Anyway it's 3:36 so goodbye.

Friday, 16 October 2009

Argh..

Argh...

So today I was off school again because of my hip. It's suckish I know. Anyway...

I have done absoloutly nothing so I might do something soon, like have a shower, because I feel like it and normal people shower, because it's not nice to be dirty. 

Anywhoo....I have nothing to look forward too except on Halloween my peoples are staying at my house so we can wath scary movies and freak ourselves out :). 

Apart from that I have done nothing. Although I have to ask do you people know how cold it is?

I mean seriously I know England is cold but this is becoming stupid I mean...my mother asked me to get some fresh air so Iopend a window and it was like freezing so I closed it I was like pffttt....no way. It's freezing, and it wouldn't be so bad if we had like snow later on but we don't. We get no snow because we is beside the sea. And I know you're all thinking that sucks right? 

I got Kerrang the other day and although there was some REALLY good stuff in there, I was very dissapointed. Because there were no posters and that is suckish... Because my room has a serious lack of posters. I must get Kerrang next week too. 

Hummm....I wonder what day it comes out. I usually just get it on a sunday...must find that out. 

So at the moment I'm watching Wrestling which I know some people are like, err... but I like it so MEH! I shall defend the wrestling to the ends of the earth. 


Anyhow...Imma go and watch it. Because it deserves my full attention.. :P.

Thursday, 15 October 2009

BEANS THAT MAKE YOU FART!

Ooooh..I bet you're thinking what the hell is she doing back? I'm tricky I know...anyways...

I was reading my friends blog which is http://themagicaladventuresofketchup.blogspot.com which you should soooo check out because she is like supercool :).


So anyways I read her blog and it reminded me of this really funny moment at school. My friend called Joelle and I were like walking along to meet our other friends who were waiting in the car park because Short and Stubby and her lesbian partner (two of the the dinner ladies at our school) had chased them out from sitting under the stairs, anyway that is another story for another day but if you wanna know now I'd look at the magical adventures of ketchup blog because it's all on there anyways......

Me and Joelle were walking to find them and we did and as there's a hedge that blacks part of where they were standing we saw them first because we were coming from around the hedge and they couldn't see us. So then my friend goes shout 'beans that make you fart' because one of our other friends last names is Hinez but spelt (just a side note the spell check recognizes oops but not spelt what the hell?) different. And so I shouted as loud as I could 'BEANS THAT MAKE YOU FART!

It was funny and everyone was like WTH? And then we realized that our tech teacher was like RIGHT behind me and we were all like oops. And if you aren't laughing then you're a stick in the mud. 

Anyhow at the end of that lunch we were all going to our next lesson (obviously) then one of our friends had to go the opposite way and I was like 'AMY YOU'RE SKIRTS GONE UP!' because like Joelle and Jess told me to and it like hadn't so she checked and we were like cracked up for ages for no reason. 

I have no idea why you might like to know that but whatever....

Now i'm going to go because the hills is on and it's like frying my brain so goodbye.